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Post by sherri on Jul 29, 2017 9:17:47 GMT
Haha, good one, Joe.
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Post by joethenuts on Jul 31, 2017 4:21:45 GMT
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A JEANIE....... 3 chaps living on an island together for years found a jeanie bottle , and they opened it and out came a jeanie, she said for letting me out you can all have 1 wish each on separate days. so on day 1 the first chap asked for a million dollars in a brand new mansion house in the bahamas, bang he was gone and living the luxury in the bahamas.. next day chap 2 asks for a million dollars in a mansion in hollywood with 12 young blonde servents bang he got it . day 3 the third chap said to the jeanie [it has been so lonely with out my friends .i wish they were here with me ....................... also sherri did not realise you left me a message i have answered it
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Post by sherri on Jul 31, 2017 9:14:52 GMT
Thanks Joe, got your message & will forward on the info about dates etc
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Post by joethenuts on Sept 20, 2017 1:46:54 GMT
GREAT JOKE YESTERDAY IN THE PAPER . a nigerian man died and they found $27 billion in his apartment. apparently he had been trying to give it away for 15 years, but no one would return his emails.
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Post by sherri on Sept 20, 2017 4:58:06 GMT
GREAT JOKE YESTERDAY IN THE PAPER . a nigerian man died and they found $27 billion in his apartment. apparently he had been trying to give it away for 15 years, but no one would return his emails.
Saw that too. Great one, isn't it!! LOL
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Post by DADDY O on Sept 20, 2017 18:29:08 GMT
The biggest Joke that is real is our President........Forrest Trump.
Anyone watch the UN speech that Forrest gave yesterday? What a total disgrace he was.
But, there is a bright side.............anyone watch the Emmys two nights ago and see them rip Forrest a new ass hole? Funniest Emmy show I have ever watched.
Here are some clips:
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Post by sherri on Sept 21, 2017 0:23:27 GMT
I haven't looked at his speech but did see on the news that he gave the UN a serve. I think it is high time someone did actually, although I hope it was for the right reasons. That I can't know till I look at his actual speech. Knowing him, it may not have been diplomatically worded.
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Post by sherri on Sept 23, 2017 1:34:05 GMT
Oh dear, jokes that are only too real!!
Happen to me often! Especially the first one.
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Post by joethenuts on Mar 2, 2018 0:09:58 GMT
Maybe some managers think there business is running smoothly [ not].in australia we have postal sorting centres , one that gets mentioned a lot for parcels to hang around there sometimes for weeks is [chullora nsw ] anyway the manager there called a pidgeon expert to come over there at the sorting centre,he met up with the manager, and asked how can i help you, the manager said we have hundreds of pidgeons hanging around the sorting centre , can you get rid of them, anyway the pidgeon man caught all of them and said to the manager that was easy as these were all mine at one stage they are homing pidgeons. the manager said why are they here, the pidgeon man said i used to sell them and got aus post to deliver them to there new owners, but the pidgeons probably spent so much time here that they thought it was there home, ps maybe the manager now realise that theres problems with this sorting centre.mmmm
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Post by sherri on Mar 2, 2018 6:46:16 GMT
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Post by sherri on Mar 4, 2018 0:34:01 GMT
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