Post by DADDY O on May 29, 2017 17:40:36 GMT
WWF (World Wrestling Federation) get ready to Rumble............................
If you have followed the news on this side of the pond, you would know that the State of Montana had a "Special Election" two days ago to fill a seat that was vacated by one of their House of Representatives.
A challenger by the name of Giafonte (Republican) was asked a question by a reporter that had to do with the Congressional Budget Office as to their assessment about the cost of the House Health Care Bill.......you know, 23 million people without health insurance in two years, more costs for the program.....etc., etc., etc.
Giafonte took offense to the question and picked up the reporter and "Body Slammed" him to the ground, breaking his glasses and fracturing a bone in his hand. The reporter then called the police and Giafonte was arrested on an assault charge and released on his own recognizance. All of this happened on the eve of the election.
So, what do the good citizens of Montana do? Remember this is a state that is 85% white.......75% live in rural areas, and almost 100% carry guns (It's the American Way). They elect Giafonte, of course.
Now then, let's not foreget that the great state of Minnesota (not too far from Beachy's house) elected a former WWF Wrestler by the name of Jesse "The Body" Ventura as their Governor. He served for four years.
OK, plot thickens......................Trump appointed the wife of the owner of the WWF, "Linda McMahon" as Secretary of the Small Business Administration. Her qualifications were impeccable..............she donated over 10 million dollars to the Republican Party, thus making her qualified to be in Trumps Cabinet.
So now we have a Representative of the House, a former Governor and Professional Wrestler, and a wife of the World Wrestling Federation all vying for Republican offices. Believe me, you can't make this shit up.
So, here it is.......I propose the next "Wrestle Mania" show be hosted by the WWF and refereed by Linda McMahon (Secretary of Small Business Administration) to have a "Wrestle Off" between Giafonte and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. All proceeds should go to building "The Wall". Lord knows those stinkin' Mexicans won't pay for it.
But, to sweeten the deal, let's have a "Lead In" match between none other than Donald "Tricky" Trump and the "Prime Minister "Monty Negro" of Montenegro", who Tricky Trump pushed out of the way to get to the "Head of the Pack" at the G7 Conference last Friday......only to present himself as the Biggest Asshole of the century. Take a look....and just see how he struts.
Come on Donald....................make some serious Trump Bucks to pay for your idiotic plans........and keep ignoring the fact that the "Midget" from North Korea is kicking your ass every day.
What an embarrassment we have elected.